LETTER TO THE CHEF

Dear Chef,

I have been dinning with you for a while now and every now and then you tend to feed me something that I do not enjoy, it seems to leave a bad taste in my mouth. I enjoy eating beef from time to time as we both know it is produced from a cow or bull, However I am not particularly fond of eating its Shit. I, as an adult; do not have the desire to eat such a meal, as well as you shouldn't feel the need to prepare it. You often serve this to me at times when I don't ask for it, you throw a lot of extra stuff in or sugar coat it to disguise what it really is. Luckily I am smart enough to know that what you are once again trying to feed me is bullshit and I would normally call you out but I no longer feel the need to do so for you know exactly what it is because after all....you prepared it. I know this may upset you for the simple fact that you jump through hoops and bend over backwards to serve me this; not understanding that what I like doesn't require any of it. In conclusion, I hope that there is some way you could rectify the situation because at this point I don't think I will be dinning in this establishment because the fear of being fed ........"BULLSHIT"

SINCERELY,

THE CUSTOMER