The most deadly disease

You can probably come up with all types of diseases and sicknesses that could probably kill you and or do great damage to your well being but there is one that everybody looks over. When you catch this disease you think its the best thing in the world, the crazy thing is it makes you wanna tell everybody that you have it, it makes you laugh, smile and feel all good inside.....until you see what it can really do. It makes you sick, you loose your appetite, loose weight and some time your hair and it totally fucks up your mental. The funny thing is this can also be a sexually transmitted disease. At this point you might be asking yourself like "what the fuck is he talking about"..right? Well gang the shit is called "LOVE". Don't worry its curable in some cases but can be contagious. Now don't get me wrong it can be a good thing for most people, depending who you catch it from. Having the wrong person catch it from you can get you laying on the kitchen floor stanking, dead as a jaybird. I remember when i got diagnosed with that shit, the worst time of my life. I use to sit on the couch eating shortbread damn cookies all day listing to Dwele over and over again. After that I started to use protection to fight of the virus which was sticking to meaningless sex with no strings til i fucked around and caught it again. This time it lasted for a long time. What's crazy about that one was that I rejected it so many times and then I finally gave in. Eventually I saw what catching it from the wrong person can do, especially when they lie and cheat but I still did nothing to cure what I had. Then it went to its next stage, got my hope up thinking something great was bout to come of it and then receive a call a couple days later just to find out how they were cured, meanwhile I'm looking like a got damn clown trying to fight the disease myself and those symptoms can be horrible, it will have you doin some shit that will leave you looking like a Jack ass. Any way, I do know of a over the counter drug that can cure it temporarily and its called boose!!!! Bacardi 151 works the best. Make sure you don't overdose cause it will make you wanna leave somebody laying on the kitchen floor stankin...dead as a Jaybird.